World Dairy Expo

Showing dairy cows is a popular hobby among many farmers. These farmers spend their time and money showing these cows as well as selling and buying new cows. The World Dairy Expo is the world’s largest dairy show. It is a five day event that showcases the finest genetics, and the newest technologies available to the dairy farming world.

To the farmers in the cow industry, The World Dairy Expo is the biggest show of the year. It is the time when cows of all types, such as Holsteins, Jerseys, and Ayrshires all come together into one show and auction. It is the best of the best as far as farmers are concerned, and to place at this show is a great honor.

Getting ready for this show is probably the most difficult task for farmers. It requires choosing the right cows to take to the show, cosmetically enhancing them, and transporting them to Wisconsin for the show. The longest process is making them cosmetically appealing. To get them looking cosmetically appealing to the judges, they have to wash them, shave them, trim their hooves, stretch their bags, which all happens before departure to the show. While at the show, the cows need to be milked by hand everyday or the cows will be in a lot of pain, and will refuse to walk. They also have to put on minor finishing touches while at the show. These touches include up brushing the hair along their spine, and putting hairspray in it so that it stays. During this time, they also put a colour spray on them to make the cows look as if they have no flaws. Lastly, they give cows injections that are like temporary botox to make it seem like the cows have no imperfections from carrying calves. As you can tell, cow shows are taken extremely seriously, they are like beauty pageants for cows!

As for spectators, there are many scheduled events that they can participate in! Watching the show is just as exciting as being in it. The spectators can take part in watching the shows, the auction and educating seminars. The point of the show being open to spectators is to educate and inform people and encourage them to join the 4-H, cow showing group! By attending the seminars different milking options and how to optimize income when owning a dairy farm, people are more likely to think about operating a cow farm. The World Dairy Expo is the largest place for cow seminars to take place, as there is on average 2 or 3 seminars a day, all talking about how to optimize your dairy farm experience and how to start your own farm. Aside from the educational pros from dairy shows, spectators get to enjoy the cow show environment. Speaking as someone who has been to many shows, there is nowhere else where you can get the feeling that you get while at a show. Seeing as The World Dairy Expo is the world’s largest cow show, I am willing to bet it is an amazing time! The people that you meet while at shows are amazing, and it is an all around great experience.

As you have learned, The Dairy Expo is a great experience for both cow enthusiasts and those who just want to learn more about them! Between learning about what it is like to have a dairy farm, and experiencing the cow show life, everyone who goes to this huge, global cow show is going to come out being a cow enthusiast!

Troubled minds by Julien and Bill

troubled minds

Shot of dark, unfocused room, police sirens in background

door opens, man with brown hair and jeans walks in with big

wal*mart bag, whistling cheery tune.Man walks across room,

background unfocused.Tosses bag to ground and zoom in on

bag, visible red stains on bag.Zoom back on man walking

through house.theres an arm hanging from a vent and obvious

stains on carpet. other corpses mildly hidden across

house.man doing daily life activities. sits on chair and

turns on tv. Zoom in on tv. Detective in 50s clothing giving

speech on how he caught a killer. Words on bottom of screen

read “estranged detective catches killer”

Detective: “… it was quite obvious to the great owl, it

turns out that she killed her own mother in an attempt to

collect insurance money. after all dames go with murder like

crackers go with bree.”

switches back to man on chair laughing.

Man: “amature”

Man switches channel Children show is on, man gets up walks

to window and pushes aside curtains Wide shot of house and

of him peering out of the window

car passes camera and shot moves up into the sky and lowers in to the window of detectives office

detective: “The little blue bird flew from the safety of her

nest to ask assistance of the great owl, but the great owl

don’t know if he wants to help”

Woman in blue dress walks in the office

woman: (Sobbing) “I need your help”

detective: “I know”

Woman has confused look on her face but ignores it

detective: “The peacock is underestimated by many, but no one is unseen by the great owl”

woman: “The peacock?”

detective: “only a matter of time until the peacock shows

its teeth, he blinds most of us with flamboyant colors but

the great owl sees past its facade”

lady: “Um, I want to catch a killer… Or actually I want

you to”

detective: “hmm, the great owl accepts your distress and

will take on this noble quest, the only unanswered question

is… the great owls compensation”

woman: “does 1500$ cut it?”

detective: “hmmm, great owl will consider this offer, (snaps

fingers and points at door) leave!”

Woman leaves

ZOOMED IN ON AN APPLE on a cutting board, background black.

man picks up knife, blood stained and begins cutting apple,

smiling to himself. suddenly a rat scampers across counter.

without even looking at target, man throws knife at the rat.

man picks up knife again and continues cutting apple.

phone rings

walks over, chewing on piece of apple, to phone and waits

for it to go to voice mail.

girl on phone: ” Phil? Phil? are you there? It’s Jessica.

pick up the phone. I haven’t heard from dad for a few weeks,

are you okay?”

smile widens on mans face then looks backwards at the hand

hanging from vent.

detectives office. zoomed in on door of detective. which reads “great owl” Phone rings at which point the detective

detective picks up phone.

detective: ” go for great”

woman: “another persons gone missing, we think it could

the same person”

detective: “very well, the great owl is on the case”

hangs up the phone.

detective turns on computer and signs in to twitter posting:

“The owl is on the prowl. :D”

shot of woman walking around looking curious.

she goes to her house and rips off crime scene tape to look

around for any evidence, house looks as though there was a

struggle. she lifts up various objects looking closely at

them.

Thinking inside voice of woman: ” if he was taken between

the hours of 5:00 and 7:00 while I was out shopping, then I

should probably look for anyone without an alliby.”

ZOOM IN OF FRONT DOOR, THERE’S A KNOCK THE DOOR IS ANSWERED AT WHICH POINT YOU SEE woman.

woman: “where were you between the hours of 5:00 and 7:00?”

voice behind door: “I think I was at the strip club.” DOOR CLOSES

ZOOM IN OF FRONT DOOR, THERE’S A KNOCK THE DOOR IS ANSWERED AT WHICH POINT YOU SEE woman.

woman: “where were you between the hours of 5:00 and 7:00?”

voice behind door: “I was dancing at the strip club.” DOOR CLOSES.

ZOOM IN OF FRONT DOOR, THERE’S A KNOCK THE DOOR IS ANSWERED AT WHICH POINT YOU SEE woman.

woman: “where were you between the hours of 5:00 and

7:00?”

voice behind door: “The great owl was eating a cheese steak

sandwich.” DOOR CLOSES.

ZOOM IN OF FRONT DOOR, THERE’S A KNOCK THE DOOR IS ANSWERED AT WHICH POINT YOU SEE woman.

woman: “where were you between the hours of 5:00 and

7:00?”

voice behind door: “I was… at the… rectory! confessing

my sins… before… the budha… yeah…you jerk.”

Thinking inside voice of woman: “the rectory is Christian

not Budist… he must be lying.”

ZOOMED INTO DETECTIVES DOOR, PHONE RINGS AND THE GREAT OWL ANSWERS.

detective: “go for great.”

woman: “I think I found a suspect. he wasn’t able to answer

my questions”

detective: “good job. I’ll be right there”

woman: “great” hangs up

Voice behind woman : “who would you be talking about?”

detective jumps on man from tree

detective: “so the peacock rears his venomous head? but the

great owl sees all!”

man: “your demented!”

detective: “say that to my gunchucks!” pulls out two guns

attached by chains from his coat and flails them around,

sound of bullets firing off and woman falls down shot.

detective: “darn. I’m out of ammo!” throws gunchucks away

start fight scene (intense music)

end of fight scene, woman and detective make out, woman dies  saying

woman: “you know I’m a dude right?”

detective looks at camera

detective:”the great owl takes what he can get”

role credits with outrageously happy music in background

By: Julien and Billium

Light Sleeper

LIGHT SLEEPER OPENING SCENE

 

Bryson and Nate are eating cereal for breakfast at the dinning room table in Bryson and Nate’s house. On that table are two bowls of cereal and a radio. the radio is very quiet. its approximately  9:30 am. Nate looks to Bryson.

 

Nate: Yo, Turn that up.

 

Bryson goes to turn the radio up.

 

Radio: A Nerd with red pants and glasses been found dead at a local park near West 5th. The killer is still at large, police have no leads on the suspect. If you live in the area of West 5th and Mohawk you are encouraged to lock your doors immediately.

 

Nate: man i feel bad for that nerd.

 

 

Bryson: Dude, we live a block from Mohawk. aren’t you worried?

 

Nate: don’t even worry about it man, and remember i’m hanging out with mara tonight and I wont be home till’ late.

 

 

Bryson: alright man.

 

Nate gets up from the table and walks into the kitchen. Bryson is still eating breakfast at the table.

 

THAT NIGHT

 

It’s 11:30pm and Bryson is in his room, about to get into bed and go to sleep for the night. as he gets into his bed he pulls the covers over his body and prepares to go to sleep.

 

4 hours pass by and scary music is heard coming from the dining room. Bryson awakes from a deep sleep. he throws the covers off of him and begins to walk to his bedroom door. He opens the door nervously. he begins to walk slowy to the top of the stairs.

 

Bryson begins to walk down the stairs, as he approaches the bottom step he reaches for a bat leaned against the base of the railing. The music has gotten extremely louder. he walks  into the dining room where the music is being played from. he prepares for the worst as he turns on the light. as he turns it on he begins to grip the bat tightly. when the light comes on Bryson lets out a battle cry. Nate is on his laptop at the table listening to music. Nate screams in terror.

 

Bryson: dude what the hell?!

 

Nate: WHAT!? WHAT!? WHAT!?

 

 

Bryson: you scared the crap out of me man!

 

Nate: oh crap man, sorry! ill grab some headphones.

 

Bryson: thank you, god.

 

brytson leaves the room and places the bat against the railing where it was originally was. Nate grabs a pair of headphones from his pocket, and begins to put them in his ears and plug the jack into  his laptop.

 

THE NEXT NIGHT

 

It’s 2:33am and Bryson is sleeping in his bed. Pots and pans are heard banging from the kitchen. for the second night in a row. Bryson throws the covers of of himself. he gets out of bed and walks to his door. he opens it slowly and begins to walk down the hall and down the stairs.as he reaches the bottom of the stairs he reaches for the bat once more. he walks into the dining room turning on the light. No one is in the dining room. he begins to walk to the kitchen. as he reaches the kitchen he turns on the light, less nervous than last night. as he turns the light on Nate is seen rooting around in the cupboard. Nate looks at Bryson and says:

 

Nate: sorry man I open the cupboard and all the pots and pans fell out. sorry if i woke you.

 

bryson: for god sakes man just keep it down. this is the second night in a row.

 

 

Nate: I know sorry man, wont happen again i swear.

 

Bryson: you better hope so. if i have to come down tomorrow night, its going to be your ass.

 

Nate: ok man, chill.

 

Bryson leaves the kitchen and goes into the dining room and proceeds back upstairs to bed. Nate is still rooting around the in cupboard and is thinking out loud.

 

THE NEXT NIGHT

 

Bryson is laying in bed, and several loud thuds are heard coming from the dining room. Bryson, opens his eyes and has a angry look on his face. he gets out of bed adn quickly walks to his door, he opens it and proceeds to walk down stairs. as he looks for the bat, the bat isn’t against the railing where he had left it. Bryson begins walking into the dining room more nervous than before. as he walks into the dining room he turns on the light. Bryson sees Nate dragging in a dead body. Nate drops the body and looks at Bryson in shock. Bryson stares at Nate with a surprised look om his face.

 

Bryson: Need a hand?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Steven King

Steven King talks about writing in his book, On Writing:

“Telepathy, of course. It’s amusing when you stop to think about it – for years people have argued about whether or not such a thing exists, folks like J.B. Rhine have busted their brains trying to create valid testing process to isolate it, and all the time it’s been right there, lying out in the open like Mr. Poe’s Purloined Letter. All the arts depend upon telepathy to some degree, but I believe that writing offers the purest distillation. Perhaps I’m prejudiced, but even if I am we may as well stick with writing, since it’s what we came here to think and talk about.

One learns most clearly what not to do by reading bad prose – one novel like Asteroid Miners (or Valley of the Dolls, Flowers in the Attic and The Bridges of Madison County, to name just a few) is worth a semester at a good writing school, even with the superstar guest lecturers thrown in.

Good writing on the other hand, teachers the learning writer about style, graceful narration, plot development, the creating of believable characters, and truth-telling. A novel like the Grapes of Wrath may fill a new writer with feelings of despair and good old-fashioned jealousy – ‘I’ll never be able to write anything that good, not if I live to be a thousand’ – but such feelings can also serve as a spur, goading the writer to work harder and aim higher. Being swept away by a combination of great story and great writing – of being flattened, in fact – is part of every writer’s necessary formation. You cannot hope to sweep someone else away by the force of your writing until it has been done to you.

Margaret Atwood

Excerpt from Margaret Atwood, The Best American Short Stories, Introduction: Reading Blind.

“Whenever I’m asked to talk about what constitutes a ‘good’ story, or what makes one well-written story ‘better’ than another, I begin to feel very uncomfortable. Once you start making lists or devising rules for stories, or for any other kind of writing, some writer will be sure to happen along and casually break every abstract rule you or anyone else have ever thought up, and take your breath away in the process. The word should is a dangerous one to use when speaking of writing. It’s a kind of challenge to the deviousness and inventiveness and audacity and perversity of the creative spirit. Sooner or later, anyone who has been too free with it will be liable to end up wearing it like a dunce’s cap. We don’t judge good stories by the application to them of some set of external measurements, as we judge giant pumpkins at the Fall Fair. We judge them by the way they strike us. And that will depend on a great many subjective imponderables, which we lump together under the general heading of taste.”

Perhaps, I thought, my criteria are very simple minded. Perhaps all I want from a good story is what children want when they listen to tales both told and overhear – which turns out to be a good deal.

They want their attention held, and so do I. I always read to the end, out of some puritanical, and adult, sense of duty owed; but if I start to fidget and skip pages, and wonder if conscience demands I go back and read the middle, it’s a sign that they story has lost me, or I have lost it.

They want to feel they are in safe hands, that they can trust the teller. With children this may mean simply that they know the speaker will not betray them by closing the book in the middle, or mixing up the heroes and the villains. With adult readers it’s more complicated than that, and involves many dimensions, but there’s the same element of keeping faith. Faith must be kept with the language – even if the story is funny, its language must be taken seriously – with the concrete details of l0cale, mannerism, clothing; with the shape of the story itself. A good story may tease, as long as this activity is foreplay and not used as an end in itself. If there’s a promise held out, it must be honoured. Whatever is hidden behind the curtain must be revealed at last, and it must be at one and the same time completely unexpected and inevitable. It’s in this last respect that they story (as distinct from the novel) comes closest to resembling two of its oral predecessors, the riddle and the joke. Both, or all three, require the same mystifying buildup, the same surprising twist, the same impeccable sense of timing. If we guess the riddle at once, or if we can’t guess it because the answer makes no sense – if we see the joke coming, or it the point is lost because the teller gets it muddles – there is failure. Stories can fail in the same way.

But anyone who has ever told, or tried to tell, a story to children will know that there is one thing without which none of the rest is any good. Young children have little sense of dutifulness or of delaying anticipation. They are longing to hear a story, but only if you are longing to tell one. They will not put up with your lassitude or boredom: if you want their full attention, you must give them yours. You must hold them with your glittering eye or suffer the pinches and whispering. You need the Ancient Mariner element, the Scheherazade element: a sense of urgency. This is the story I must tell; this is the story you must hear.”

Visit Margaret Atw00d’s site to read more about what she says about writing from her book, Negotiating with the Dead